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Planting eucalyptus is another way to encourage cats to seek another place to roam.4 It is toxic to cats, but most cats will generally stay away since they hate the smell. Once your eucalyptus really starts to take off, you should have several extra sprigs to spare for adding to bouquets and hanging above your shower for an aromatherapy experience.
USDA Hardiness Zones: 8 to 11
Sun Exposure: Full sun
Soil Needs: Well-drained and acidic or neutral
Water: Drought tolerant, water during extra dry spells